THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it
amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.



THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting
A Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years
and we're not using it anymore.



TEN COMMANDMENTS - The real reason we can't have the
Ten Commandments in a courthouse--You cannot post, "Thou Shalt Not
Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie," in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians--it creates a
hostile work environment.

I recieved this about 9:00 this morning. It was close to 10:00 before I could stop laughing and crying at the same time.